Protect us from inconsidrate left lane losers,
What is up with the left lane losers (LLL) in the world lately?
I can see they are also a thorn in the existence of fellow PW posters. I was
going into work and the typical local late 50 early 60 woman pulls out into the
left lane from the opposite side of the road. This correct and legal, but then
does 35 in a 45. There are two cars in front of me one in each lane. I had
moved over to pass the 40 MPHer in the right lane and the clown in front of me
delayed passing the LLL until just before the 40 MPHer blocked him. I was
blocked then by the 40 MPHer (Another older woman driver) who dropped to 35 and
hung off the LLL’s bumper on the right. I gave her my best are you really that
stupid look and she backed off enough to let me pass the LLL on the right. Since
it is a long straight away for several miles that goes into a 65 MPH zone. I
watched in my mirror as the LLL never moved over and her sister in stupid
blocked the right lane probably the entire 5 miles creating a noticeable blue
cloud of road rage behind them.
Then on the way home tonight through the same area I was
behind two cars and was in the left lane passing traffic, we almost had
overtaken a Semi when a car who I had watched follow this truck for two miles
suddenly decided to pass just as the lead car got there. Of course they were
not doing the 70 MPH we were and we had to shut it down quick. They slowing
went around the Semi and then leisurely (About 60 MPH) passed another car
before moving back over into the right lane. You guessed it another older
female this time with her cell in her ear and gesturing with the other. This is
a case of “If you can’t walk and chew gum. What makes you think you can drive
and talk on the phone?”
I had at least one more Dink Winkerson to deal with who was
doing less than 40 in the 45 zone in the left lane and when I passed him,
suddenly, his pathetic ego floored it. I thought great you can catch the cops
when he suddenly slowed again for no reason I could see. I went on around him in
the right lane and when I hit the 65 again here he came. He ran up and camped
just off my bumper trying to block me from moving over when we caught some
slower traffic. Since I could tell he was a professional A-hole I punched it up
and slipped around the slower traffic before I was blocked. He was literally beating
on his steering wheel. He then pulled past me and tried to match my speed so he
could keep me blocked. I could not see his face, but I know he probably about
had an apoplexy when I turned right of the highway before he could stick me.
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Saturday, July 24, 2010