Typical oblivious imbecile Toyota driver today, stopped at least 25 feet behind the limit line at the red light at Lawrence/Arques.  I looked at her, looked at the line, back at her, back at the line, and shook my head and rolled my eyes as I walked past in the crosswalk.

After I did this, a motorcycle split the lanes, passed her, and pulled comfortably into the gigantic, idiotic gap she was leaving.   Another motorcycle could have fit easily.

Rarely do I have a safe opportunity to pull in front of one of these idiots ... but when I do, I capitalize on it!  After doing it I look in my rearview mirror and usually just get a blank stare.  It feels GOOD!

norcalmotorist 

You could have fit a maximum-length stretch limo in front of that Sienna, without even crowding the crosswalk line.

oddjob3422 

 I've had the chance to do this exactly once in my whole life, and yeah, it felt good!!!! I don't remember the moron's reaction per se; I just remember thinking it was frickin hilarious and good fun. Well worth the risk of crossing the double yellow and being spied by the law. I'd do it again in half-a-heartbeat if I got the chance. Hell, I might even do it to a cop and take that ticket with a smile from ear to ear!!!

ronin 

 This is a huge pet peeve for me. These idiots apparently don't realize that there's a magnetic loop under the pavement that controls the traffic light in many cases.
I usually roll up to the line and look back at them, then at the stop line several times and shake my head. Of course most of the morons are to brain-dead to get the message. Same goes for dip-shits that stop more than a car length behind the car in front of them.
It's especially annoying when someone does it in a short left turn lane so others can't get into the lane.

sickofretards 

Sickofretards, that is EXACTLY what I do.  19 times out of 20, though, the driver is far too oblivious to even notice my attempts to urge them forward.  I have better luck when walking.  When you are in the crosswalk and shaming them with gestures and looks, they get it more often and move up.

oddjob3422 

Yes! I finally snapped a pic of this. This is an epidemic out here. Yes, there was a car behind that empty spot. Another dangerous annoyance of late is changing two lanes to exit. WTF is wrong with these short sighted imbeciles? See it almost every day.

michaelknight 

Sorry about the no-resize, I'd delete and repost if I could.

michaelknight 

 Watched a tard move from the right lane to a left turn lane, only to start to make a right turn - my truck is bigger, they waited then the tools behind let this idiot make their lame ass move!  The heat, it's the heat - their brains are fried beyond use!

buttfish 

LOL, there's a Toyota in the next lane. Sorry, just an observation.

iamalwayshere