Slow Drivers, SPRINGFIELD TN
Don't get me wrong. I'm all about safe driving, really. I'm an avid seat belt user and never speed 10 mph over the original limit. That said, WHAT is wrong with you people in and around SPRINGFIELD, TENNESSEE!?!?!? WHY do you need to drive 35 in a 55 mph zone? Then, coincidentally I'm sure, every time we come up on a passing zone, YOU SPEED UP!!!??? WHY!? When finally I am able to squeeze past you, you give ME dirty stares, hah! ugh, how dare I, really? Excuse me, aholes, I'm glad your enjoying your cruise but some of us have places to be! ON TIME! the only reason I'm ever late? Because you're SO FRIGGIN SLOW!!!!! If you want to enjoy your cruise through the country side, fine, but pull over and let the rest of us with lives pass you. If I'm close to tailgating (I say close because I don't believe in riding people's asses. Some of you could learn this lesson, thanx.) close to tailgating you, it's because I have somewhere to be. Not because I'm a speed demon. Not because I'm just being "Mean" to you. It's because I need you to either MOVE IT or MOVE IT OVER, I HAVE SOMEWHERE TO BE. Literally, what was supposed to be my 40 minute drive to vol state turned into a hour and 15 minute expedition of expletives as my clock ticked down the minutes I'd have my professor yelling at me for being late. May I also remind you that, at least in our state, it is JUST as illegal to be going under the limit as speeding is over the limit. You can be ticketed. Oh, and one more thing, as an actively future police officer of Robertson/Springfield, I WILL be hunting your asses and WILL be ticketing you! I'm SICK of it! I don't know who taught you people to drive or how in the world you even got a drivers license but rest assured, your moments of cruising with abandon to the grief of those behind you is coming to a fast end. I will get you. I strongly advise you get yourselves together, quickly, or suffer the consequences when I graduate. Good luck. You'll need it.
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Saturday, September 05, 2009