Dear smug latter-20-something brunette in the white Acura TSX [Texas plate BJ8-F593]: When someone's stopped in a parking lot with their left indicator blinking, it means they're turning into a space. It sometimes means they're waiting for another car on the left to exit so they can take the space. It does not mean to try to pass on the left and, in the end, block the departing car's lane of egress. It certainly does not mean you should get angry because everyone's in your way. Believe it or not, you are no more or less important than anyone else.

 To people who smoke:

Have fun and enjoy yourself. No really, enjoy your cancer sticks, your smelly hair and yellow fingernails. Maybe you don't have anyone to love you, or don't care how your declining health may affect those that do. I don't really care about you, or if you smoke. I won't mind when you die, more room for me on the roads is always a good thing...I'm just stating my opinion.

What I do care about is your inconsideration for others and the environment when you throw your nasty butts out of your car window. Most autos have an ashtray, why don't you use it? Oh, because it will make your car smell? Like your nasty ass?

Don't give me that crap about having to fork out extra money for the "smoker's package" when you got your auto...you spend a lot of money on those dukes don't you? It's not like you can't buy a car ashtray at Walmart for $5.00 either.

So stop hitting my brand new car with your gross f***'ing cigarettes and setting the dry grass on fire on the side of the highway.

Blue Nissan Extera Texas 049 JSP

Loop 12 & Main Street

Hey driver, if you can not turn into the proper lane on a right hand turn how about getting off the damn road!!!! If I had not been paying attention you would have crushed the side of my truck. I am sick and tired of these people that think they have to go all the way across the lanes when they turn. What these idiots don't realize is other people are turning from the second turn lane beside them. Dallas PD you need to watch this intersection!!!

Hwy 170 WB, 4:30 pm. TX 688WSN. What do you think entitles you to act like that? My 6 over the speed limit not fast enough for you? You have to climb up my backside, cuss me, and then flip me off? Cut off the other driver in the other lane just so you could get ahead of the pack? How did you like that when I got right up next to you and called you out? For some reason you wouldn't get out of the car.. What? Afraid of this little ol' white girl? That's about the only thing you didn't call me. But you sure didn't have the balls to back it up... Hide and watch little man.. I am on that road EVERYDAY at that time and I will have FWPD waiting for you... According to Texas traffic law, all I have to do is sign an affidavit stating your activity and your gonna have to go to court for road rage. FWPD has your LP and your description.. I am done putting up with attitudes like yours..

5/4/10 4:45p CO 842-SWW Mazda 6, dark grey
Mazda 6, dark grey. Driver obviously can't drive and talk on the phone at the same time. Overcompensating by driving too slowly. I had the misfortune of following her for several miles. Hang up and drive. Route: south on Shoal Creek, left on 38th; Rush hour, Austin, TX

License plate BF4 F818

   Driving this afternoon at 12:35 in Ft Worth, Texas in my tractor- trailer, I was on i-820 eastbound N of Ft Worth. A mile and a half before the exit for i-35w northbound, I moved left from the right lane across the middle lane, into the left lane for the left lane only exit. A small blue BMW came up behind me very fast, trying to pass me on the left. Because I was only driving the speed limit, he had to abruptly slow when he fell in behind me in the left lane. So- a few seconds later, he passed me on the right, hugging the right side of my trailer and truck, then dove in front of me (under my hood where I could only see the front half of his vehicle) and stood on his brakes while holding his finger out the driver's window. After dropping my speed in a panic stop from 60 mph to less than 40 mph, he dove across the roadway into the right lanes and sped off. Illinois License plate #862 7329. Blue or green BMW, black male driver.

TO THE BRAINLESS CLAM LICKER TRAVELING WESTBOUND ON 1709 IN KELLER ON SUNDAY OCTOBER 11TH: I'M SURE YOU & YOUR FAG MALE FRIEND HAD TO GO CHANGE YOUR PANTS AFTER I GOT DONE WITH YOU. CUT ME OFF AGAIN AND I'LL PUT YOU IN THE DITCH....THAT'S A PROMISE!!! HAVE A NICE DAY....NOT!!! P.S. I'M LOOKING FOR YOU.....

 I turned left out of Tierra Linda in Kerrville, onto Harper Road. It was about 1:45 p.m. 9-20-09. Soon after someone in a red truck came speeding around the corner and was driving I guess at least 70 mph in a 50 mph zone. He/she started driving too close to me and decided it was just terrible that I was going the speed limit, so went around me on the wrong side of the road.  This person was going so fast I could not tell what kind of truck it was nor could I see the license plate.  The driver ended up way ahead of me and it seemed as though they kept driving 70 or more , even after the speed limit went down to 35, as they were completely out of site by the time I got back into town. What is your hurry? You could kill yourself and  innocent people on the road, probably in a hurry for no reason as in most cases. Be careful and slow down. I was the only one in this drivers lane of traffic, but a few vehicles were traveling the other direction. They probably couldn't spot a license plate either. Whoever you are, if you even have a license, it needs to be taken away and you shouldn't have been given one in the first place. I miss the days when you didn't have to fear for your life driving in the Kerrville area.

To the jerk-off in the silver Mitsubishi traveling westbound at 1:20 PM on SH114 through Las Colinas in the passing lane while texting.....look behind you you idiot! Looked loke a funeral procession! Wait until you get home to text your boyfriend!

Unsafe merging distance.
Unsafe merging speed.
Speeding for no reason in traffic, then stops on the freeway with no one in front of him.

 080609 [TH] 6:35 a.m. 30-something caucasian male in 70's maroon/black p/u truck License 51RTR9.  Your action/inaction is a potential parking area hazard.  ADA protected mobility impaired seniors, townlake foot traffic, lakeside tenants and austin convention center guests are forced to serve from avoiding collision with your vehicle.

Parking your vehicle here increases the parking congestion and submits your vehicle to expensive car damages, towing fees or worse, parking injuries and/or fatalities. Thank you for parking  in a parking facility and not some place where your vehicle may be damaged, vandalized or towed.  Thank you.

 I got some flack from some pathetic turd for posting about an idiot that was tailgating me over Memorial Day weekend. Well, it turns out that I have a valid right to be pissed off at someone following too closely. Not only is it extremely dangerous, but ILLEGAL! I was never 100% sure, but I did some research...

Q. As Austin grows and traffic congestion increases, we should all think about safety. I frequently see drivers following too closely to the vehicle in front. Often I look in my rearview mirror to see someone driving right behind my car. Isn't this unsafe, even perhaps against the law?

A. Texas traffic laws specifically address following too closely. Vernon's Civil Statutes Article 6701d. Section 61 states: (a) The driver of a motor vehicle shall, when following another vehicle, maintain an assured clear distance between the two vehicles, exercising due regard for the speed of such vehicles, traffic upon and conditions of the street or highway, so that such motor vehicle can be safely brought to a stop without colliding with the preceding vehicle or veering into other vehicles, objects or persons on or near the street or highway.

Which means, every time I look in MY rear view mirror and see a jerk tailgating, he is doing something illegal. I wonder how many lives are lost a year because of rear end accidents from following too close? Or how about the classic multiple car pile up because of a chain of tailgaters?

 I love a holiday weekend. I love this holiday weekend. Everything that it stands for and everyone that it applies to. Now having said that:

What is wrong with you people??? Coming home from Arkansas, late in the evening on Sunday night. Spent the weekend in the mountains, couldn't be happier. Ah but that was before we got to Dallas. See we have to travel I30 West bound to get home. Being late Sunday traffic is light, thank goodness. Why?

See you were the black male driver with the Virginia plates on a Pontiac (I think) sedan. You were a little erratic and I chalked it up that you had been on the road all day. But no, you had to prove me wrong. When I got up along side of you, you had a television / moniter mounted on your dash and you were watching television. Of course that was in between the texts that you were sending. I am sure you must be a REALLY important person, if only to yourself. Next time, get a room and watch your shows. Get off of Texas highways as you are a nuisance to the rest of us. If your texts are so important, pull the hell over. You only get ONE lane to drive in, not two. Just because there is more than one doesn't mean you can use them at the same time.

Now having said that? Welcome to Texas fool.

And no the "black male" was not a dig at his/your color. It is only to differentiate him from all the other white/hispanic/asian pontiac drivers out there.

 WATCH OUT! ITS MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND AND SO THAT SEEMS TO GIVE PEOPLE THE EXCUSE TO DRIVE LIKE COMPLETE A$$HOLES! BEWARE OF ALL PICK UP TRUCK DRIVERS, AND ALL MINI VANS WITH STICKERS OR KIDS. BEWARE OF ANY TRUCK WITH FOOTBALL STICKERS OR ANY KIND OF FOOTBALL MEMORABILIA! THESE PEOPLE ALWAYS DRIVE LIKE THEY OWN THE ROAD!

I just had a run in with a moron in a dark blue or black SUV. I believe it was a Ford Explorer, license plate 170 MZN. What's even worse, is that he was hauling a huge metal thing behind him license plate 26X WXD. I was driving home in my own damn neighborhood when this impatient punk decides to tail gate me so close I actually tapped the brakes as a warning to get off my bumper! I drive a Corvette and those cars have flat rear ends. I don't know if people like this inbred retard are just SO stupid that they can't ascertain how close or how far his front bumper is to colliding with the rear end of my car. I was already going 5 over the limit. I refuse to go any faster since there are kids running around and its a NEIGHBORHOOD! Not the highway! So he just kept tailgating me and then almost rear ended me when I braked for a squirrel that ran across the street. I watched as the huge metal bed he was hauling behind him hit the curb because he braked so fast as to not rear end me and the metal bed dangerously swung out. I turned around and followed the guy so I could get his license plate number because people like that are whom you hear about on the news killing a mini-van full of kids due to his crappy driving. I really think I scared him when he saw me behind him, but the dumb driver just kept trying to play games by stopping at stop signs within the neighborhood and NOT MOVING! Other residents, besides myself, were beeping at him to GO, but he just sat their like a brain dead retard.  Its Memorial Day weekend, so the only thing I can think of to give this a$$wipe an excuse to drive like that was either A) DRUNK or B) Just that f'ing STUPID. Please watch out for people that have low IQ's and drive pick up trucks/SUV's! This guy made me so mad that first thing Tuesday, I am filing a report with the Round Rock Police Department and giving them ALL the info on this guy.