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Flag: Dildonic

34713h Maryland
Sunday, January 11, 2009
MD 34713H
Dark Blue BMW  SUV
Washington, Washington DC
brokemoto

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Northound Twelfth Street, N.W. at Massachusetts Avenue. Sunday, 11 January 1930. Typical of the jackoffbreaths who drive these overpriced tin boxes, this sufferer from dildonic plague just pulled in front of me and almost caused a collision as if he had a right to and I was supposed to bow to him because he is a used dildobreath driving an overpriced tin box. Too bad that I care about my car and did not want it hit. Too bad that I was not driving my hoopty, otherwise I would have let you hit me and laughed while the Police issued you a summons. Maybe I could have called GREEDberg and BUILDUPman and faked some injuries and gotten you a nasty insurance surcharge, to go with the payments on your new, overpriced, tin box.

Yes, dildobreath, even bungholewipes like you who drive overpriced tin boxes must look out. One of these days, you will hit a bicycle or something and he will get you that nasty insurance surcharge.

Comments

Posted by brokemoto on Sunday, January 11, 2009

The above is a Maryland Temporary Plate, BTW.

Posted by Vanguard on Sunday, January 11, 2009

"Dildonic Plague" ha, ha - gotta remember that one. (Alas if only there were a cure!)

Posted by battlecat on Sunday, January 11, 2009

Greenberg and Better the wrong man...ha ha ha

Posted by 123Blue on Saturday, January 17, 2009

Jealous much...? I think you have more than overused the terms "overpriced tin box", "dildo(insert attachment here)", and "dunghole."

Posted by zplnfan on Friday, March 06, 2009

It's a shame it's just a temporary tag. I don't bother to flag them as the value of the flag expires with the tag.

Posted by brokemoto on Sunday, January 18, 2009

Jealous? Of what? I do not own a BMW, nor would I. I think that the word that you want is 'envious', and I do not envy anyone who has a BMW. I do not envy the payments, the collision insurance cost or anything else about a BMW.

Why is it that people think that those of us who make disparaging remarks about Lexus, Audi, Mercedes-Benz, BMW or any car like that want one? I do not want one of those things.


And it is 'Bunghole" not 'Dunghole'. Type much? Use the English language much?

Posted by 123Blue on Sunday, January 18, 2009

I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with the term "bunghole," as it's not really part of my daily vocabulary. The last time I checked, "dildonic" and "jackoffbreath" were not part of the "English language." Perhaps in your world...

Posted by 123Blue on Sunday, January 18, 2009

And I think "jealous" works just fine, though you yourself just added on the label "envious," which works as well.

Posted by 123Blue on Sunday, January 18, 2009

And I think "jealous" works just fine, though you yourself just added on the label "envious," which works as well.

Posted by 123Blue on Sunday, January 18, 2009

And I think "jealous" works just fine, though you yourself just added on the label "envious," which works as well.

Posted by brokemoto on Monday, January 19, 2009

Read much? Understand English much? I stated that I DO NOT envy anyone who owns a BMW or any other such car. I even stated some of the things that I do NOT envy about owning one of those overpriced buggies.

'Bung' and 'Bunghole' are terms applied to the coopering profession and the manufacture of metallic kegs, as well. They are also used, as slang, to describe the rectal aperture.

Yes, 'dildonic' and 'jackoffbreath' may be invented words, but they are not misuses of existing words. 'Jealous' must be one of the most misused words in the English Language.

Why is it that people who want to criticise or disagree with someone far too frequently fail to read what he posts? Thay mess bee reel samrt peepul.

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